Sheree & The Fake Dr. - Sheree's Boo, the fake doctor invited her to his friend's house for a date?? : / But once there he made her the wackest dinner ever & forced Sheree to suck his fingers. ???? I sooo hope that this guy is cutting Sheree a check for all the free publicity he's receiving from being on the show. I mean this guy doesn't even buy dinner for her. Also, I question Sheree's golddigging abilities. Why wasn't she able to see that this guy either a) doesn't have any $$ and is using her to try and make some or b) refusing to spend any on her? She needs to drop Dr. Ty-E like he's hot!
Kim - This week she was really low-key. She
Cynthia & Peter - Cynthia is so blah. She invited the girl's over for a Mother's Day Brunch. The weird thing was that she made them sit outside in the cold & rain. : / Peter really hammered Phadera about her clean & dirty men comments in the limo last week. He also got on NeNe about her "shyness" in the bedroom & matter of factly told her that that's why she was having marriage problems. So not his place. Well NeNe the ex-stripper may have been acting like the Virgin Mary, it wasn't Peter's place to call her on it. Moving right along....
Kandi & her mother- I love Kandi. She discussed the absence of her daughter's father and the effect it has on her and her daughter. She also discussed the absence of her father in her life. & she set up Kim on her show. Her mother really opened up at the brunch. She let everyone know that she wish she would have divorced her husband, whom she has been seperated from "since [Kandi] was in 6th grade", 20yrs ago. I really admired her honesty and compassion towards NeNe tonight.
NeNe- I must honestly say I'm sooo over her. I know everyone loves her and thinks that she keeps it sooo real but she's just not my cup of tea. She shopped for bras w/Cynthia & then showed up to the brunch popping gum like a no-class having hoodrat. At the brunch she dodged questions about the nose job but "kept it real" by telling the ladies about the other stuff she had done. Oh wait, I'm sorry she did tell the girls she had her nose "contoured". Yawn.
Phadera & Apollo - Lawd! Lawd! Lawd! Where do I start??? Let me start off first by saying that I love the fact that Phadera is a self-made chick; she's not on #RHOA b/c she's married or was married to or the jumpoff of a wealthy man. Within the HW franchise most of the women are on the show based on the wealth and power they gained from being married. Now with that being said, Phadera is a HAM (Hot Ass Mess). She had the weirdest pregnancy photo shoot ever. She used a jar of pickles as props. During the shoot she bit and sucked the pickles. *bbm huh? face* Midway through the shoot her husband joined in on the sucking. At the brunch Phadera dodged questions about how many mths pregnant she was. This was the weirdest thing. She insisted the doctor was going to "take" the baby early even though she wasn't having any problems. HUH??? She said she was either 5 or 6 mths pregnant but she didn't know. I have to call BS on this one. First time mothers, esp older ones, know how many days pregnant they are let alone mths. Then for the strangest reason Apollo brought her a mother's day gift to the brunch like they weren't going to see each other later or as Sheree said, "like they didn't see each other when they left the house". Men giving gifts to women in front of their friends always gets the side-eye from me.
Also, WTH is Lawrence??? I need to know how he knows Apollo. *Wendy's voice* How you doin??
Remember that this is #JMO & that next week RHOA will be on Sunday. LOL.
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